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You can`t see much in a little town but what you hear makes up for it |
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Marriage is like a cafeteria: you take what looks good to you, and pay for it later |
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Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won`t buy the wag of his tail |
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Most people tire of a lecture in ten minutes, clever people can do it in five |
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Give me just one night... I will be your queen... |
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A room without books is a body without soul |
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A.C.A.B - All cops are bastards |
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Believe in your dreams ! |
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I'm sorry, I can't be perfect...! |
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What's you fuckin problemen ? |
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I can't stop thining about you... |
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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year |
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Please don't leave me . |
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A perfect guest makes his host feel at home |
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Bad Girl Never Die ! |
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I promise I won't tell anybody ... |
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And if you go,I wanna go with you. And if you die,I wanna die with you |
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I'm in the most leavel of live...what's now? |
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Take my hand, take a breathe. Pull me close and take one step..! |
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